![]() ![]() After forcing the cyclops to the floor, Duke grabbed his eye and kicked it across the stadium before commenting on how weak the alien was and how mighty he is. This was one of those “oh, shit!” moments until I realised there was a crate of ammo sitting on the far side of the stadium, I grabbed a ton of rockets and continued the carnage. I then navigated my way through a few hallways, where soldiers were getting blown to bits, until I arrived at a football stadium where I saw a huge cyclops-like creature standing in front of me and I had now acquired a rocket launcher! With Duke’s comments complimenting the epic music, I pummelled the cyclops with all the rockets I had but he still didn’t die. I was able to interact with the whiteboard that this plan was written on and write or draw anything I wanted in a variety of colours so I drew a pair of boobs and dashed off to the exit! Following the only route I could take I came across some soldiers who are discussing their plan of action crudely named, “Operation: Cock Block”. One of the objects I encountered was a shattered mirror and then I finally saw it, the reflection of one my childhood heroes – Duke Nukem. After what seemed the longest piss in history, I began exploring the building I was in and interacting with all the objects such as the showers, lights etc. After a short load, I was looking at a urinal and told to hold down the right trigger to take a piss, which has to be one the strangest uses I’ve had for my right trigger but either way this is Duke and he seemed to really enjoy reliving himself. I sat down, put my headset on, grabbed the controller and hit the start button. I don’t think I could repeat the entire history of Duke Nukem Forever in this short preview, so I’m not even going to try instead, I’m just going to head straight to the demo and tell you all about the awesomeness which I was exposed to for the fifteen minutes I played. Upon arriving I was greeted by the organisers and told we would be given a detailed presentation on the history of Duke Nukem Forever by Randy and finally be able to play a short demo of the game. On yet another one of my adventures to the big city, I was drooling like a dog being denied a tasty treat as I knew in just a few short hours I would be sitting in a swanky bar being presented Duke Nukem Forever by none other than Randy Pitchford, president and CEO of Gearbox Software. That’s right, after waiting all these years I was finally able to sample a game that no one thought would ever see the light of day but was it a flop or did it have balls of steel? Find out below! Continued abuse of our services will cause your IP address to be blocked indefinitely.I can’t believe I’m about to say this but last week Console Monster was invited to go and play…Duke Nukem Forever. Please fill out the CAPTCHA below and then click the button to indicate that you agree to these terms. If you wish to be unblocked, you must agree that you will take immediate steps to rectify this issue. If you do not understand what is causing this behavior, please contact us here. If you promise to stop (by clicking the Agree button below), we'll unblock your connection for now, but we will immediately re-block it if we detect additional bad behavior. Overusing our search engine with a very large number of searches in a very short amount of time.Using a badly configured (or badly written) browser add-on for blocking content.Running a "scraper" or "downloader" program that either does not identify itself or uses fake headers to elude detection.Using a script or add-on that scans GameFAQs for box and screen images (such as an emulator front-end), while overloading our search engine.There is no official GameFAQs app, and we do not support nor have any contact with the makers of these unofficial apps. Continued use of these apps may cause your IP to be blocked indefinitely. This triggers our anti-spambot measures, which are designed to stop automated systems from flooding the site with traffic. Some unofficial phone apps appear to be using GameFAQs as a back-end, but they do not behave like a real web browser does.Using GameFAQs regularly with these browsers can cause temporary and even permanent IP blocks due to these additional requests. If you are using Maxthon or Brave as a browser, or have installed the Ghostery add-on, you should know that these programs send extra traffic to our servers for every page on the site that you browse. ![]() The most common causes of this issue are: Your IP address has been temporarily blocked due to a large number of HTTP requests.
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